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dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

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punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

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forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

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Why must this happen?

aclassyfiend:

Having a crush kinda feels like slowly setting yourself on fire and eating tacks while you obsess over how cute they are all the time

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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galaxys4:

talkin to ur crush like
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openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

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me watching chris evans movies

  • chris evans character:is a lovable guy in a rom-com
  • me:chris evans is so hot
  • chris evans character:hacker guy with horrible pick up lines
  • me:chris evans is so hot
  • chris evans character:gets frozen for 70 years and wakes up with most of his friends dead
  • me:chris evans is so hot
  • chris evans character:tries to be a good lawyer but dies from drug overdose
  • me:chris evans is so hot
  • chris evans character:confesses to eating a fucking baby
  • me:chris evans is so hot
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lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

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